State of the Onion by Dr. Macho Man Thousands of seals were clapping. He mentioned energy independence, education, employment, but he wasn’t happy about any of it. Then he went into all kinds of drama and the seals loved it. He said immigration is a broken system but it is not, the laws have been violated. He keeps talking about togetherness. People like him believe everything they say but he doesn’t. He says we have to all play by the same set of rules, that means a centralized government. And the seals were clapping like lunatics. He’s talking about child care, sick leave, raises and stronger unions. Get it? He said the free college program would get you ready for the “New Economy”. Get it? “New Economy”. The Soviet families used to live in a one room apartment with free education and free medical. Mommy was a doctor and Daddy was an engineer for a few rubles a month. Everything he promised to do should have already been done but the seals didn’t know that, they just kept clapping like lunatics. The entire congregation are a bunch of suckers. He’s talking about military strength and compromise in the same sentence. He is talking about Congressional authority and Executive power in the same sentence. He bragged about Cuba. I wonder where he got the idea in the first place? He said they stopped barbaric mentality Iran from making a big bomb. Good luck Bubba. Cyber issue should be a bipartisan issue, nice trick. Ebola is on the run and he’s so proud. Oh hey Climate Change, he is going to make sure he drives international action. He is going to control drones and make sure women get a break. Oh hey lets shut down Gitmo because we can rely on our intelligence. He says he still thinks we are one people because he thinks we don’t know that, also to create socialism. He lies and acts like he is fighting against his own lies and the people are too stupid to figure that out. He lied about health care keeping our own doctor and lower premiums and yet the seals all clapped and believed every word. Millions of idiot Cretins are among you. Maybe you are one of them. Dr. Macho Man
Posted on: Wed, 21 Jan 2015 04:25:06 +0000
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