Status updates we would see on Facebook and twitter if we were in the times of the Bible tukiwa na kina Moses, Noah, Adam, Abraham na Jesus (If Facebook existed): 1.Guys its scary, Lots wife just turned into a pillar of salt! Woi #shaking 2. One of Jesus disciples post: What a long day..Walking and preaching the gospel. Now chilling with my brothers. These guys are funny aki..(LLP) Laughing Like Pharaoh........ #SMH 3. Just chilling in first class at Noahs ark, the view here is fantastic.. But these Lions keep staring at me viweird. #Noahs voyage 4.O M G!!!! The red sea just parted before my eyes. You guys should see this!! Instagram pap! #shocked4Days 5.Chilling with Moses at Mt.Sinai guys. Theres some miracles going on here.. ku #ReceiveManna from heaven NAYO!!! 6.Eve and her hubby got banished, ati they ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who does that? #SMH 7.Jacobs status: Things we do for love, cant believed I worked for her father for 14 years just to get her. Love you Rachel. #FeelingInLove... 8.Some people are so cruel....Sasa kama Cain...how do you kill your own brother? #RIPAbel... #NKT N 9.Pimping my camel... Jerusalem here I come.... #Roadtrip 10. Josephs status....Wife ya mdosi kunikatia nayo? Sema temptations LOL
Posted on: Thu, 29 May 2014 14:14:21 +0000
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