Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says, Hows the singing career going? Stevie replies, not too bad. Hows the golf? Woods replies, not too bad, Ive had some problems with my swing, but I think Ive got that right, now. Stevie says, I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right. Tiger says, You play GOLF? Stevie says, Yes, Ive been playing for years. Tiger says, But -- youre blind! How can you play golf if you cant see? Stevie Wonder replies, Well, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice. But, how do you putt? asks Tiger. Well, says Stevie, I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice. Tiger asks, Whats your handicap? Stevie says, Well, actually -- Im a scratch golfer. Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, Weve got to play a round sometime. Stevie replies, Well, people dont take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole. That a problem? Woods thinks about it and says, I can afford that…OK, Im game for that, $10,000 a hole is fine with me. When would you like to play? Stevie replies, Pick a night!
Posted on: Sat, 03 May 2014 01:40:19 +0000