Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a restaurant having dinner. Woods turns to Wonder and says, Hows the singing career going? Stevie Wonder replies, Not too bad. Hows the golf? Woods replies, Not too bad. Ive had some problems with my swing, but I think Ive got that going right now. Stevie says, I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for awhile and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right. Tiger says, You play golf? Wonder says, Oh, yes, Ive been playing for years. Woods says, But youre blind! How can you play golf if you cant see? Wonder replies, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball toward him Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball toward his voice. But how do you putt? asks Woods. Well, says Stevie, I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground, and I just play the ball toward his voice. Woods asks, Whats your handicap? Stevie says, Well, Im a scratch golfer. Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, Weve got to play a round some time. Wonder replies, Well, people dont take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole. Woods thinks about it and says, OK, Im up for that. When would you like to play? Stevie says, Anytime, pick a night.
Posted on: Sat, 03 May 2014 21:52:58 +0000
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