Still a favorite story: This guy sees a sign in front of a house: Talking Dog for Sale. He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there. You talk? he asks. Yep, the mutt replies. So, whats your story? The mutt looks up and says, Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the DEA about my gift and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies, killers and big time Drug Dealers, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable deep cover agents for eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasnt getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals and DEA honors. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now Im just retired.The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says Ten dollars. The guy says hell buy him but says to the owner, This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him? The owner replies, Hes such a liar. He didnt do any of that stuff
Posted on: Mon, 21 Jul 2014 21:02:14 +0000
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