Stolen: 1.The Fattest one is always the goal keeper. 2. The owner of the ball decides who plays. 3. Penalties are only awarded if the injured player swears a lot. 4. The Match only ends when everyone is tired. 5. No Referee 6. If nobody has a football, a plastic bottle will do. 7. If you are picked last, you have no hope in life. 8. Getting a football stuck under the car is the most stressful part of life. 9. When the owner of the ball gets pissed off, the game is over. 10. If you hit the ball far away from the playing ground, you must go and retrieve it. 11.If the goalkeeper jumps but cant reach the ball with his hands,its too high and an over the bar shot. 12.If you concede the first goal,your side is taking off the shirts. 13.Its only a throw in if the ball touches the ground within a few metres from the line.There are no lines in the air. 14.You can take a throw in with one hand as long as the other one is on the chest. 15.If your side is very weak,you can have one or two more players on your side. 16.Fouls are only acknowledged if the other side threatens to quit the game or starts insulting. 17.After conceding,the game starts with a goalkick-forget about the centre. 18.If you get dribbled and the ball passes between your legs,you are a weak player and expect to be replaced. 19.Prize money should be spent on food that can easily be shared or eaten by the whole team e.g sugar canes,buns,fritters,samoosas etc. 20.You can only play with boots if the opponents have an equal number of players with boots.
Posted on: Sat, 22 Mar 2014 08:47:52 +0000
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