Stolen from Harvey L Goodman Retarded Grandparents-PRICELESS! (This was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay on how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Batemans Bay where everyone lives in nice little houses, and so they dont have to mow the grass anymore! They ride around on their bicycles and scooters and wear name tags because they dont know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wreck centre, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now. They do exercises there, but they dont do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts! Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night --- early birds. Some of the people cant get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked centre for pot luck. My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren. PRICELESS! Like · Wanda Leonard likes this. Randy Baker Write a comment... News Feed RECENT ACTIVITY LaQuita Bradford shared Real Simples photo. 12 hrs Real Simples photo. Like · Burl Faulk and 10 others like this. Anna McLamb Ooooo, LaQuita, wanna be my new best friend? 3 hrs · Like Adam Armstrong now that my kinda of water 2 hrs · Like JoAn Pumford mine was a slice of berry pie and a glass of milk 37 mins · Like Randy Baker Write a comment... LaQuita Bradford shared FB~ Troublemakerss photo. 12 hrs FB~ Troublemakerss photo. Like · Burl Faulk and 10 others like this. Adam Armstrong man my cat told me he had to drive the car while taking those.... hmmmmmmmm i wonder where he went?? 2 hrs · Like JoAn Pumford no drinking, no driving, no prowling around 38 mins · Like Randy Baker Write a comment... LaQuita Bradford shared 95.7 KJRs photo. 11 hrs I love my naps, 20 minutes, sometimes an hour, whatever I can.. Do you guys take naps? 95.7 KJR I love my naps, 20 minutes, sometimes an hour, whatever I can.. Do you guys take naps? Like · Burl Faulk and 8 others like this. Martha Combs Right 1 hr · Like JoAn Pumford Oh yeah, naps are wonderfulllllll 41 mins · Like Randy Baker Write a comment... Jean Marie Breaux Ely 1 hr Im sorry Mike Rathke I accidently hit the delete button instead of the approved one! You can repost it again and Ill be sure and hit the right button! Like · 2 people like this. Mike Rathke actually lets just not post that one dont worry about it 1 hr · Like · 1 Jean Marie Breaux Ely ok thanks! 1 hr · Like Randy Baker Write a comment... JoAn Pumford shared 2 Traveling Dogss photo. 1 hr 2 Traveling Dogss photo. Like · Burl Faulk and Jean Marie Breaux Ely like this. Randy Baker Write a comment... Adam Armstrong 2 hrs I know no one will ever remember time before any of these major world events!!!! I know no one will ever remember time before any of these major world events!!!! ;) Like · Burl Faulk and 3 others like this. Randy Baker Write a comment... JoAn Pumford shared 96.5 KOIT San Franciscos photo. 19 hrs 96.5 KOIT San Franciscos photo. Like · Burl Faulk and 8 others like this. Adam Armstrong but wouldnt they get charged for littering?? in my case taht would prob be a lot of trash around 2 hrs · Like · 1 Randy Baker Write a comment... Tractor John Roberts January 3 at 1:23pm · Edited This used to be a dirt road on the farm I work on, but after 2 inches of rain its now a mud road. Barely can make it through with a 4 wheel drive pickup, cant drive too fast or too slow. This used to be a dirt road on the farm I work on, but after 2 inches of rain its now a mud road. Barely can make it through with a 4 wheel drive pickup, cant drive to fast or too slow. Like · Burl Faulk and 9 others like this. View 3 more comments Tractor John Roberts LaQuita Bradford, that green part is beds rows for last seasons crop. So it would be a bumpy ride & just as muddy as the road. Yesterday at 5:55pm · Like · 2 LaQuita Bradford Just kidding John. I come from a long line of farmers. My dad would have slapped me upside the head just for suggesting that. 13 hrs · Like · 3 Tractor John Roberts 10 hrs · Like · 2 Adam Armstrong this reminds me of this song!!! youtube/watch?v=pDY6bWT5oTM yes it is canadian and really cool Corb Lund - Truck Got Stuck (2006) Video directed by Joel Stewart YOUTUBE.COM 2 hrs · Edited · Like Randy Baker Write a comment... Mike Rathke 17 hrs Everyone wish Adam a Happy Birthday today *hugs* Love you Adam, through all craziness that happens online through all the fiery darts that the devil throws...They are all blocked... See More Everyone wish Adam a Happy Birthday today =) *hugs* Love you Adam, through all craziness that happens online through all the fiery darts that the devil throws...They are all blocked because of Jesus love =) Love you bro, happy 19th birthday today. Like · 4 people like this. View 7 more comments Adam Armstrong Hmmm19!?!??! Hope we will do this again on my actual bday 15 hrs · Like · 4 Gail Graves Chandler Oh well,Adam. If its not your birthday,its someones,so lets celebrate,ANYWAY!!! 14 hrs · Like · 3 Jean Marie Breaux Ely OH YEAH!!! LETS CELEBRATE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY???!!!! SO WHEN IS YOUR REAL ONE?!!!! 9 hrs · Like · 2 Adam Armstrong it is any day you want it to be!!! preferable 4 times a week i love cake!!! 2 hrs · Like · 1 Randy Baker Write a comment... Anna McLamb shared Mandatorys photo. 3 hrs Mandatorys photo. Like · Burl Faulk and 7 others like this. Tractor John Roberts 3 hrs · Like · 1 Adam Armstrong ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnssssss 2 hrs · Like Randy Baker Write a comment... Anna McLamb shared Aunty Acids photo. 4 hrs YEAH, just let me eat my cheesecake in peace!!!! Gosh darn it!! You know what else goes well with your crazy low carb no carb, atkins, beetroot soup and banana diet... Keeping quiet about it. Aunty Acid with Pamela Hodes and 49 others You know what else goes well with your crazy low carb no carb, atkins, beetroot soup and banana diet... Keeping quiet about it. Like · Burl Faulk and 5 others like this. Kaye Hogarty-Hancock Hahahaha 3 hrs · Like · 1 Adam Armstrong that mean i can be load as i eat my pb and marshmellow squares? 2 hrs · Like Randy Baker Write a comment... JoAn Pumford shared K-9 Cop Magazines photo. 5 hrs #fridayfunnies #k9copmagazine K-9 Cop Magazine #fridayfunnies #k9copmagazine Like · Burl Faulk and 5 others like this. Peggy de Clue LOL !!! 4 hrs · Like · 1 Adam Armstrong i think he/she means business better pay up 2 hrs · Like · 1 Randy Baker Write a comment... Older Posts
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