Store Customer Patron : "Mam, there is only one thing wrong with this magazine I am buying." Retail Sales Associate: "Well, I am very sorry sir what complaint would the be wrong sir?" Store Customer Patron: "The only thing wrong is the cover!" Retail Sales Associate: "Sir, are you offended, is it something on the cover that needs a little "cover", or some type of explicit warning?" Store Customer Patron : "Nope! In fact I want to see more!" Retail Sales Associate: "Oh, shall I call the police then what is the only thing wrong?" Store Customer: "No, No no....the only thing wrong is I am not in the picture with her dang nabit, no need to cuff me honey, I am gone out of here, just help me push my chair out of the door please!" Sales Associate: "Oh gladly sir!" Customer: "Thank you mam!" cb
Posted on: Tue, 24 Sep 2013 16:23:09 +0000