Story of My life I Visited my Uncles home Ku kabulonga last evening... just wen i arrived upon seeing me; My Uncle: Iwe ka Mwazya here are the keys, pliz move that 2013 Range Rover 4 ur auntie which is parked next to the S600 Mercedes 4 ur cousin becoz on the other side my latest Landcruiser has blocked the way for the Escallade which i want 2 use. Oh n CBU has been shut so ur nephew shud be here anytime from now u know how fast a Lambo is so tell the garden boy to park his Toyota Allex on the lawn. i did the needful n as i entered the house found my small nieces in the kitchen fighting; one with a pot of full of pork chops n the other with a pot full of chicken pieces throwing at each other. just wen i waz about 2 stop them my auntie came in upset with the 2, she got a pot full of hungarian sausages n whipped them hard. As i took a seat on the leather lounge suite, little sally came in panting, mummy our cat is missing! My Auntie: how come? hav u checked all the 25 rooms? pliz call it on its blackberry. use my Iphone 5 or the S4... i cudnt stay any longer!! I just drove away in my brand new E class Benz.lol
Posted on: Sat, 26 Jul 2014 09:58:13 +0000
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