Story time: Havent said anything about Joan Rivers but Blue met her in the late 80s. It was in Lake Tahoe--her first show following her time off following her husbands suicide. She only allowed women to sit on the stage. Blue brought her mom and husband. Blue did the Joan Clap when she entered and she noticed immediately. She then had all the women (Blue, too) place their hands on the stage and based upon the size of our jewelry, she predicted first or second+ marriage. She was right on all her guesses. She chastised me for not demanding larger stones and was hysterical. Then she brought Blue on stage and the first 15 minutes of her act involved Blue finding the dyke in the band. It was so politically incorrect and Blue was trying not to hurt anyones feelings (there was only one woman in the band) and Blue picked the oldest man with a foot long beard. The audience roared. A few years later, Blue got a magnificent new wedding band and cocktail ring (thanks Joan) and following the evenings events, Joan dragged a 10 foot ficus from the background and a mum plant. She placed them in front of Blue and following the show, the stage people had the ficus shipped to Blues home in California. Blue carried the mum plant and it thrived until this damn drought...it passed as did Joan this year but Blue has marvelous memories of a funny woman who loved to make us laugh. Blue shall miss her and hope that her stupid twitter comments in the last weeks of her life do not define her.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 18:38:50 +0000
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