#Story_No 2 P.E.S College Ki Sholay B| :p \m/ #Note - This Status is just for entertainment purpose, and seriously not to harm anyones feeling (._.) is story ki khas bat ye h ki ismeki saari ghatnaye puri tarah se kalpnik h.. \(._.)/ :p Iska kisi bhi jivit ya mrut vyakti se koi sambandh nahi h.. Jin vyaktiyo ke naam is story me liye gaye hai.. Hume Unse Na To Koi Hamdardi Hai, Aur Na Hi Hamari Unse Koi Dushmani Hai.. -_- Humein Aasha Hai Ki Aap Is Story Ka Pura Aanand Lenge :p (y) Story thodi lambi h.. 15-20 min lagenge puri padhneko.. :p Trust me Humshakals ki Story se jyada funny h xD :p fir bhi Read it On Your Own Risk :p Writed By - SwapNeel Lead Actors - Mhaske Sir : Gabbar Abdul : Thakur SwapNeel : Jai RanBir SinGh : Veeru Supporting Actors - Anjali : Basanti Nikeeta : Mausie Attitude Guy : Sambha Sohail : Kalia Akshay : Ramlal Anjalis White Activa : Dhanno :p (Electronics ka submission hai.. Sb log cls me baithe h Jai Veeru n Thakur cls me late ate h) Jai Veeru Thakur - May We Come in Sardar... *Gabbar ek ek karke tino ko ghur k dekhta hai* Veeru(in slow voice) - Jai... Ye Gabbar hame aise ghur ghur ke kyu dekh raha hai.. (._.) Jaise ham yaha submission krne nahi iski beti k liye rishta lekar aye ho :3 Jai(in slow voice) - abe isme iski koi mistke nai h...uski shakal hi wesi h... ._. Thakur(in slow voice) - chup raho haramkhoro.. Marvaoge tumlog :3 *Gabbar apne left hand me bandhi hui ghadi ko dekhta hai* Gabbar - Pure 3 min late aye ho... Jao piche jaake khade hojao :@ Veeru (in slow voice) - kutte kamine.. Me tera khooon pi jaunga.. :@ Thakur (in slow voice) - abe oh duplicate vampire...usne sun liya na to wo tera khoon pi jayega :3 *Going slowly slowly piche corner me* Jai(man me) - sala jis din is gabbar ne earth par janam liya hoga.. us din unearth ho gaya hoga.. -_- *Jai Veeru Thakur tino piche aakar khade hote hai* Jai - Thaakurr.. Sher sunega? B| Thakur - Sunao Sunao.. :) Veeru - Irshaaaad Irshaaad ;) Jai - Chiraag se nikla hua Genie kehta hai Hukum Mere Aaka Thakur nd Veeru - Wah Wah wah wah \(_)/ Jai - Chiraag se nikla hua Genie kehta hai Hukum Mere Aaka . . Gabbar ki maa ka Saaki-Naaka :v :p *Jai Veeru Thakur Loughs Together :v :v * (Gabbar tino ko haste huye dekh leta hai) Gabbar - Baat kyu kar rahe ho? Veeru - Kyuki ham sube Bath nahi karke aye the sardar..!! xD *All class loughs* Gabbar - Sabse pehle tum tino ka hi Assgnmnt check krta hu.. Aajao apni apni book leke -_- Jai Thakur Veeru (apne aap se) - mar gaye ab (._.) Jai nd Thakur(in slow voice) - Itna ghatiya PJ marke Heropanti krne ki kya jarurt thi kutte.. Wo bhi gabbar ke saamne.. :3 Veeru(in slow voice) - kya karu yarr.. Sabko aati nahi.. Meri jaati nahi (._.) *Tino gabbar k pass apni apni assignmnt book leke jaate hai* Gabbar - Hmmmm.... Kitane assignmnts the? Thakur - sardar.. 3 assignmnts the.. *Gabbar one by one tino ki assignmnt book khol kr dekhta hai* Gabbar - hmmm.. 3 assignmts?? Dhakkano.. Assignmnts 3 the aur tym 3 hafte tha .. phir bhi incomplt assignmnt lekar aye ho.. kya samaz kar aaye the?.. sardar bahot khus hoga sabasi dega kyoon? DHIKKAR HAI ... -_- Arre O Saambha... kitna payment dete hai sarkaar(Principle sir) hamko? Sambha - Poore pachaas hajaar.. :| Gabbar - Soona.. poore pachas hajaar.. aur yeh payment isliye hai ke yaha se pachas pachas kos door k colleges me jab bachhe submissions k tym assignmnts/manuals submit nai krte to unke teachers unse kehte hai beta complete krke submit karle ..nahi to nxt tym tumko Gabbar padhane aa jaayega. Aur yeh teen dhakkans..ye Gabbar kaa naam poora mitti me milaay diye..iski sajaa milegi.. baraabar milegi.. :3 *Gabbar Sambha se uski assignmnt book leta hai aur usse poochhta hai* Gabbar - kitne assignmnts hai iske andar? Sambha - teen sardaar (three) :) Gabbar - (khud se) teen ? ( jor se) teen assignmnts.. Teen assignmnts hai iske andar.. 3 assignmnts aur students teen... Kya coincidnce hai.. 3no ko ek ek assignmnt bolunga jo 3-3 tyms likhni padegi (y) :3 (cls me baithi basanti jor se bolti hai) Basanti - this is so unfair sardar :3 *Gabbar cls me idhr udhr dekhta ye janane k liye ki bich me kisne bola* Gabbar - kaun bola... Kaun bola? *Basanti khadi ho jati hai* Basanti - mai sardar.. B| Gabbar - Bahut yaraana lagta hai... Chal ab tino k assignmnts tu complete kr :3 Basanti - haww :O *Jai nd Thakur ek dusre ko High-Five dete h* Jai ndd Thakur(in slow voice) -Fewwww bach gye bhai humlog.. Veeru(in slow voice) - Swarthi kamino wo apni help krne k liye khadi hui.. Aur tumlog.. Chi.. :/ Jai(in slow voice) - Veeru Tu hi Basanti ka sacha He-man hai ... tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua ... tu hi uska Superman hai :p *Thakur nd Jai Laughs* Thakur(in slow voice) - Gabbar ke taap se tumhe ek hi aadmi bacha sakta hai, ek hi aadmi.. Veeru(in slow voice) - kaun? O.o Thakur(in slow voice) - khud gabbar.. :p *Jai nd Thakur laughs again* Veeru - Sardar... Isne kya kiya jo hamari saja aap ise de rahe ho.. ._. Gabbar - to aag dono taraf lagi hai... Are oh Sambha aur Kaaliya.. Ise pakad ke baandh do Diode se.. Left hand anode side pe aur right hand Cathod side pe *Jai nd Thakur Laughs* Jai (in slow voice) - bola tha kamine.... Heropanti mat kar.. :p Veeru(in slow voice) - kya karu yarr.. Sabko aati nahi.. Meri jaati nahi :/ Thakur(in slow voice) - Diode pe latkega aur Gabbar current flow start krega to beta heropanti kya aur bhi boht kuch jayega :3 *Jai nd Thakur Laughs again :D * Gabbar - Thakur.. Jai... badi hasi aa rahi hai... Do aur Diodes lao re.. In dono ko bhi baandh do.. :3 Thakur nd Jai (in slow voice) - Iski to -_- (Sambha aur Kaliya aate hai Veeru Jai aur Thakur ko pkd ke Diode se baandh dete hai) *Gabbar basanti ko tino k assignmnt books deta hai* Gabbar - Jab tak tere haat chalege ye thik rahenge ... tere haat ruke toh yeh current flow ke switchs dabenge hehahahaha *evil laughs* *Gabbar jaake chair par baith jaata hai* *whole class looks at the Basanti* *Basanti notebooks me likhna start krdeti hai* Veeru(in slow voice) - oye shukk shukkk :| Basanti(in slow voice) - kya hai.. Veeru(in slow voice) - Basanti... in kutto ke samne hamari assgnmnt complete mat karna.. B| Basanti(in slow voice) - abe kutte heropanti band kar... -_- Mene khudki assignmnt Ramlaal se complete karwai hai... Tumlogo ki halwa complete krungi.. :3 Veeru(in slow voice) - kya karu yarr... Sabko aati nahi.. Meri jaati nahi :( ;-; Thakur(gusse se.. in slow voice) - Raamlaal.. Saale Bhojpuri picture ke Om Puri... hamari bhi complete krdeta:3 Basanti (in slow voice) - Mere pas ek plaan hai.. Jisse sabhi bach skte hai Jai (in slow voice) - kya plan hai? Basanti (in slow voice) - mene meri mausie ko sms krdiya hai.. Wo aake Gabbar ko yahase bahar bhej degi.. Kalia aur Sambha ko patao bas tumlog... (y) Veeru - Patana to mere baaye haat ka kaam hai B| Jai Thakur Basanti - tu to rehne hi de _/\_ Veeru - ;_; *Mausie ati h* Mausie - Sardar... Daku(Teachers) logo ki meeting chalu hai Mogambo(Accountant Mam), Crime Master Gogo(Milind Sir), Jaykant Shikhre (Ingle Sir) sab aye hai.. Aapko bulaya hai. Gabbar - thik hai... Me 2 minut me aata hu... *mausie chali jaati hai* Gabbar - Are oh sambha aur Kaaliya.. Dhyan rakhna in logo pe.. Sambha nd Kaliya - ji sardar *Gabbar chala jata hai* Basanti (in slow voice) - mausie ne apna kaam karliya.. Ab Kaliya Sambha ka kya karna hai tumlog dekho Jay (in slow voice) - Thakur.. Sambha to nai patne wala.. Kaliya ko yeda banate hai... .-. Thakur - (y) *thakur kaliya se baat krta hai* Thakur - kaaliya mene suna hai ki tuze MBA krna hai.. Kaliya - tuze kese pta..? O.o Thakur - are wo chod... Tu MBA ban sakta hai.. Kaliya - wo kaise? Thakur - hamari yahase bhagne me help kr... Me btata hu (y) Kaliya - MBA hone k liye me kuch bhi kar skta hu.. Par ye sala sambha nai manega.. :/ Jai - abe sambha ko chod... Uska future to apsara dark pencil se bhi dark hain! Tera future muze mere mobile screen se bhi jyada bright lagra.. Thakur - sochlo.. Kaliya - soch liya (y) *Kaliya Sambha ko punch maar ke behosh krdeta hai aur Jai Veeru Thakur ko diode se free kr deta hai* Kaliya - ab bta me MBA kaise banunga? Jai - Are tuze MBA banne ki kya jarurat.. tu alrdy MBA hain.. Sambha - hain... Kaise?? O.o Jai Veeru Basanti Thakur - Maha Bekar Aadmi (MBA) :p *All Class Loughs On Kaliya* *Thakur kaliya ko punch marke behosh krdeta hai* *Jai Veeru Thakur Basanti chaaro clg ki bike parking me jaate hai jaha Basanti ki Dhanno aur Veeru ki bike rehti hai* *Basanti uski Dhanno start krti hai* Basanti - Jaldi start hoja dhanno.. Aj teri basanti ke ijjat ka sawal hai.. B| *Dhanno start.. Basanti escape from clg* *Veeru uski bike start krta hai* *tripple seat* Jai nd Thakur - bhaga kamine bhaga aaj apni bhi izzat ka sawaal hai :p All Escape from Clg.. (y) Happy Ending.. :) #Note - Beware nxt tym kisi aur classmates/teachers k names ayenge :p #Just_PES_CO_Batch_Things :p
Posted on: Tue, 01 Jul 2014 16:41:22 +0000