Strange Interactions With Strangers By: Paul Golden Oddly happy, slightly off in the head man (OddMan* for short) Oddman: Thats some hair you got there. Me: Yeah. I have hair. So this is some hair and it is mine. Oddman: I meant its like them rock singers. Me: Thanks? Oddman: A lot of people think its a sin to have hair like that. Not me though. I dont buy into the hype. Me: So youre a loner, Dottie... A rebel? Oddman: Thats what the police told me (obviously lying to make himself sound bad Ass)... Before they took me in for nothing. But I went in anyways. They couldnt get me down. Me: ok. (pause) Oddman: Do you believe in the devil? Me: I love his Food Cake. Oddman: (long drawn out biblical drivel while I continue to interrupt with my tid bits based on food and movies) Me: And his eggs are delicious. I loved his Advocate movie. Pacino was amazing. And I gotta say.. Hes pretty cool for running with Van Halen and taking all the shouts from Motley Crue. Also, it was aweful nice of him to share the highway to his home with AC/DC. Oddman: and thats why you need Jesus. Me: Who? Oddman: Jesus. Me: drawing a blank. Oddman: Our Lord and Savior. He died for our sins. Me: Ohhhh. His names not Jesus. Its Gandolph. Oddman kept talking as if I didnt say anything. lady listening in shook my hand. Lol.
Posted on: Sun, 13 Jul 2014 12:11:02 +0000
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