Stray Thoughts Im not saying lets go out and kill all the stupid people. Im just saying lets remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out. I changed my car horn to the sound of gun shots. People move out of the way much faster now. You can tell a lot about a womans mood just by her hands. If she is holding a gun, shes probably angry. Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers. Do you know that little tingly feeling you get when you really like someone? Thats the common sense leaving your body. I dont like making plans for the day because then the word premeditated gets thrown around in the courtroom. I didnt make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning. Generally paranoid people check behind shower curtains for murderers. If they find one, whats their plan? A gun is kind of like a parachute; if you need one and dont have one, youll probably never will need one again
Posted on: Wed, 02 Jul 2014 23:51:36 +0000
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