Student: Hi Ms. Shepard. Whatcha doing? Ms. Shepard: Playing warden. Student: Ms. Shepard you look young but you talk old. How old are you? Ms. Shepard: Im 27. Student: Wow! For real? Ms. Shepard: For real. Student: What are you looking for in a man? Ms. Shepard: ::mental record scratch:: ...what? Student: Do you have kids? Ms. Shepard: No Student: Are you married? Ms. Shepard: No. Student: Do you have a boyfriend? Ms. Shepard: ...No. Student: Noooo, yes you do. You have like 10 husbands. Ms. Shepard: No. I really dont. Student: ...why? Ms. Shepard: Because thats the way it is? Another Student: I like boys. My husband is gonna be rich with hair and abs and handsome like Taylor Lautner. Ms. Shepard: But what happens if a man really loves you and has no hair? Student: Then Ill get him some hair vitamins for Valentines Day and Ill love him once it starts working. Student: I dont even really like boys right now. Theyre annoying. Ms. Shepard: What about boys are annoying? Student: They talk too much. Ms. Shepard: ::laughs:: Yea. Youre right about that. And sometimes they dont talk enough. Which is equally as maddening. But you know, you not liking boys is gonna change soon enough. Watch. Student: No. Not at all. Ms. Shepard: Thats what I said in 6th grade too and now I like boys. Student: Then why are you still single. Ms. Shepard: :: internal (-____-):: 1/3. Right on time. Next up: August followed by December.
Posted on: Wed, 09 Apr 2014 23:40:24 +0000
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