Student: Why did Constantinople get the works? Me: Its nobodys business but the turks. ---------------- Me to Student: You are a Pooh wannabe Eeyore. Student: Can I get that on a pillow? Me: Im more the CafePress, coffee mug kinda girl... ------------------ Student: I need to make up a test. Me: Sure. Submit the questions to me and well go from there. Student: Huh? Me: You said you wanted to make up a test. Heres your chance. Make up a test. Student: I need to take a make up test. Me: Oh, well thats different. -------------------- Student: May I use you as a reference? Me: Sure. A glowing reference will cost $50, a decent reference $25 and a mediocre $10. Student: Me: Im joking...but since you fell for it, I might charge you $5 for fun. An this folks...was just part of TODAY...:-D
Posted on: Wed, 21 May 2014 02:41:17 +0000
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