Stupid Questions Naija peeps ask 1) STEVEN, HOW FAR? NA YOUR FACE BE THIS? Answer: NO NA MY HIPS. 2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS? Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG. 3) On your wedding, one idiot walked up to you as you are about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife... NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS? Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE. 4) Give me your phone number - 0803476... ....THANKS. SO YOU DEY USE MTN? Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE. 5) I listened to 9 oclock news, it was announced that the election was postponed. WHO TOLD YOU? Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY VILLAGE. 6)Take this mosquito coil; e dey kill insect fast...Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOES? Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT. 7)Standing in front of a police station* SHEY NA POLICE STATION BE THIS? Answer: No! Na CHURCH... 8) S0meb0dy will just call you ar0und 2am midnight and ASK are u sleeping? N0, i still dey for roadside dey sell groundnut 9) Arm Robbers came To One Mans House and Ordered Every One To Lie Flat On D Ground Wit Dia Heads Down. D Wife Of D Man Came out Of D Room N Saw Everything N Asked Woman = Honey, Whats Going On Here?Man = Na Advertisement. 10) See u wit boxers n singlet meaning u are at home n sum1 cums n ask DO U LIVE HERE? Ill b like NO, I CAME FOR EVANGELISM 11) Ur neighbor sees u comin in 4rm d rain nd ask u rain beat u ans: NO nah I go swim 12) Me and babe stand,i de talk to her and she ask ARE YOU TALKIN TO ME???....no, na me and wind dey talk 13I was in d bathroom and a friend of mine came 2 c me, Bayo ;wat re u doing in d bathroom me: am pounding pepper 14) am feeling cold n shivering, ure asking if cold dey catch me..NO I SET MYSELF 4 VIBRATION 15) U carry money enter principal office he ask u is dat ur sch fees . . .answer=no i wan gv u ur monthly salary 16 Standing with a friend, then my phone rang i pick the call. My friend said person call you?. No na thunder strike 17 You are about to make love with a girl,then you start by pulling her pants. Then she ask...what are you trying to do?.......ans_=i want to wash them for you. 18 U saw me eating bread nd u asked, na bread u dey eat? No o,na pillow 19 U and your wife are in bed robbers broke in and she asked who are dis people: u answer they are your elders 4rm d village 20 U saw me in a post office yet u ask wat are u doing here? I came 2 pay school fees 21 Am On The Elevator Waiting 2 Go Up N Sum1 Ask Me..ARE U GOIN UP? Ansa: NO, AM WAITIN 2 B RAPTURED.. 22 Went 2 a hospital visitation saw som 1 lyin on d sickbed, question are u sick? No i came 2 represent a friend. 23 pilot meets his nephew on board....pilot: john are you flying with us?.answer :no i go drop for junction 24 After give her a gift, den she ask all dis 4 me? No na 4 u & n your papa 25 Come my house see mum n dad pics for wall the ask na ur parent be dat? No na my ancestors 26 wetin u dey cook? I said yam, he said na wetin we go use chop am? Nose 27 Watching Merlin,and Somebody Ask,na Merlin U Dey Watch,No Na Papa Ajasco I Dey Watch 28 U are watching a football match in a stadium and the scored(shoutingGOAL) someone askedHAVE THEY SCORED? answer: No Na The Refree Die 29 someone see u get down from bike e come dey ask u say, na bike u take? I go tell am say no na plane. 30 U see NEPA untop pole 4ur house wan cut light u stil dey ask am: oga NEPA u wan cut our lite?...Ans: No, i com play wit una light! Keep it rolling... add yours
Posted on: Wed, 24 Sep 2014 08:23:47 +0000
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