Stupid Races Well isnt that cute, I thought. One of the horses in the race we were betting on was called You Cant Fix Stupid. Six of us former journalism teachers were sitting around a monitor and looking out the big windows at the racetrack, following the excitement and checking our tickets after every race. We had each thrown $20 in a pot and when that was gone, wed quit betting. This night, we were doing pretty well. In fact, by Race 5 we were up almost $500. Im new to this but nevertheless I was sent up to place our bets for Race 6. I took some money, approached the wicket and carefully placed $24 worth of $2 bets. When the race was over, there was great rejoicing at our table. We had won $499.80. OMG weve made a thousand dollars tonight went the shouts and there were still six races to go. One of the other teachers grabbed the winning ticket and went to the wicket to collect. He was there a long time and he seemed to be almost arguing with one of the women there. I suggested helpfully that maybe she didnt have enough cash to pay us. Someone else said he looked like he was negotiating with the clerk. Finally, he turned and came back to the table with a disgusted look on his face. He tossed the ticket on the table in front of me. You bet on the wrong race, he said to me. It was quiet on the way home, all of us in the car. The only thing that saved me at all was the fact that our winning streak carried on for the rest of the night and we ended up ahead $800. Nevertheless, there was some suggestion made that I would be left in a cornfield somewhere and the words hide the body were also spoken but I am not sure what that was all about. I didnt want to know. All I do know for sure is You Cant Fix Stupid didnt win, place or show, and I felt badly for him as he and I seemed to be kindred spirits that night.
Posted on: Sat, 20 Sep 2014 14:28:00 +0000
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