Subject: FW: Train Drivers An Australian Train Driver dies on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name, and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand. Just when he thinks things cant possibly get any better, Saint Peter himself runs over, apologizes for not greeting him personally at the Pearly Gates, shakes his hand, and says, Congratulations son, weve been waiting a long time for you. Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the train driver sheepishly looks at Saint Peter and says Saint Peter, I tried to lead a God-fearing life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10 commandments, but congratulations for what? I honestly dont remember doing anything really special when I was alive. Is it because Im a Train driver? Congratulations for what? says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the mans modesty. Were celebrating the fact that you lived to be 132 years old! God himself wants to see you! The train driver is awestruck and can only look at Saint Peter with his mouth wide open. When he regains his power of speech, he looks up at Saint Peter and says Saint Peter, I lived my life in the eternal hope that when I died, I would be judged by God and be found to be worthy, but I only lived to be forty. Thats simply not possible son, says Saint Peter, We’ve added up your time sheets. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If this message is not intended for you please delete it and notify us immediately; you are warned that any further use, dissemination, distribution or reproduction of this material by you is prohibited. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Posted on: Fri, 21 Mar 2014 06:42:40 +0000
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