Subject: Fw: The Plan YOU HAVE TO LOVE HIM...A MUST READ... HE MADE THIS SPEECH IN NEW YORK . The Plan! Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says I love New York’ in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams........ Even if hes nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams plan...(Hard to argue with his logic) Subject: Fw: Robin Williams on Making Sense! I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of one plan for peace. Books, not Bombs wont work. The head mullahs wont let anyone read them. If they do, they poke their eyes out. Heres the plan: 1) The US will apologize to the world for our interference in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them good old boys. We will never interfere again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They dont want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. Well give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you dont like it there, change it yourself, dont hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We dont need any more cab drivers. 5) No students over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they dont attend classes, they get a D and its back home baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they dont like it, we go someplace else. 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not interfere. They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any anyway. 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We dont need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers. 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us Ugly Americans any longer. Now, aint that a winner of a plan. The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses. Shes got a baseball bat and shes yelling, You want a piece of me? - Robin Williams.
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 00:38:57 +0000
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