Subject: Fw: What Starts with F and ends with K > >A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students > >>>>>The teacher asked, Harry, whats your problem? > >>>>> > >>>>>Harry answered, Im too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and Im smarter > >>>>>than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too! > >>>>> > >>>>>Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principals office. > >>>>> > >>>>>While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what > >>>>>the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. > >>>>>If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. > >>>>> > >>>>>She agreed. > >>>>>Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. > >>>>> > >>>>>Principal: What is 3 x 3? > >>>>>Harry: 9. > >>>>> > >>>>>Principal: What is6 x 6? > >>>>>Harry: 36. > >>>>> > >>>>>And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. > >>>>> > >>>>>The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, > >>>>>I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade. > >>>>> > >>>>>Ms. Brooks says to the principal, > >>>>>Let me ask him some questions. > >>>>> > >>>>>The principal and Harry both agreed. > >>>>> > >>>>>Ms. Brooks asks, What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? > >>>>> > >>>>>Harry, after a moment: Legs. > >>>>> > >>>>>Ms Brooks: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have? > >>>>>The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! > >>>>> > >>>>>Harry replied: Pockets. > >>>>> > >>>>>Ms. Brooks: What does a dog do that a man steps into? > >>>>> > >>>>>Harry: Pants. > >>>>> > >>>>>Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid? > >>>>> > >>>>>Harry:Coconut. > >>>>> > >>>>>The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. > >>>>> > >>>>>Ms. Brooks: > >>>>>What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? > >>>>> > >>>>>The principals eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, > >>>>> > >>>>>Harry replied, Bubblegum. > >>>>> > >>>>>Ms. Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog > >>>>>does on three legs? > >>>>> > >>>>>Harry: Shake hands. > >>>>> > >>>>>The principal was trembling. > >>>>> > >>>>>Ms. Brooks: What word starts with an F and ends in K that means a lot of heat and excitement? > >>>>> > >>>>>Harry: Firetruck. > >>>>> > >>>>>The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, > >>>>> > >>>>>Put Harry in the fifth-grade,..................... I got the last seven questions wrong..... > >>>>>. > >
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 04:47:49 +0000
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