Subject: HAPPY GRAM-Pleasant read You know the honeymoon is over,when the comedians start. The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate. --Jay Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. --Jay Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. --Conan OBrien Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. --Jay Leno Q: Whats the difference between Obamas cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. --David Letterman Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America! --Jimmy Fallon Q: Whats the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. --Jimmy Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of the Cash for Clunkers program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman = This email, including any attachments, may contain confidential information and is intended solely for use by the individual to whom it is addressed. If you received this email in error, please notify the sender, do not disclose its contents to others, and delete it from your system. Any other use of this email and/or attachments is prohibited. This message is not meant to constitute an electronic signature or intent to contract electronically.
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 20:21:05 +0000