Subject: Missing Wife Reported Distraught husband filing a report on his missing wife: Husband: My wife, Misty, she went shopping two days ago and still has not returned home. Officer: What is her height? Husband: I never noticed. Officer: Slim or healthy? Husband: Not slim, can be healthy. Officer: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Officer: Color of hair? Husband: Changes according to the season. Officer: What was she wearing? Husband: Pant suit or dress... I dont remember exactly. Officer: Was she going in a car? Husband: Yes. Officer: Can you tell me the make, model, color and license number and any outstanding details of the car? Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions license IS HAS-GO! and it has a very thin scratch on the left front door. ...and then the husband started crying... Officer: Dont worry sir, well find your car. :)
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 00:44:35 +0000
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