Subject: Philosophers of the Century ~ John Glenn... As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. David Letterman... America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. ~ Howard Hughes... Im not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Im a billionaire. ~ Old Italian proverb... After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. ~ Betsy Salkind... Men are like linoleum floors. Lay em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. ~ Jean Kerr... The only reason they say Women and children first is to test the strength of the lifeboats. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor... Ive been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. ~ Jeff Foxworthy... You know youre a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesnt. ~ Prince Philip... When a man opens a car door for his wife, its either a new car or a new wife. ~ Emo Philips... A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. ~ Harrison Ford... Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. ~ Spike Milligan... The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree. ~ Robin Hall... Lawyers believe a person is innocent until proven broke. ~ Jean Rostand... Kill one man and youre a murderer, kill a million and youre a conqueror ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger... Having more money doesnt make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but Im just as happy as when I had 48 million. ~ WH Auden... We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. ~ Jonathan Katz... In hotel rooms I worry. I cant be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked ~ Johnny Carson... If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. ~ Warren Tantum... (School photo album). I dont believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and were very skeptical ~ Steve Martin... Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap ~ Jimmy Durante... Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. . ~ Doug Hanwell... America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. ~ George Roberts... The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone ~ Jonathan Winters... If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. ~ Robert Benchley... I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
Posted on: Thu, 04 Dec 2014 16:23:55 +0000
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