Subject: THERE IS NO GOD. A college professor was teaching his first class on campus. He shocked his students when he flatly declared that there is no God. Addressing the ceiling, he shouted loudly GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. Ill even be nice and give you 15 minutes of my time! The lecture hall fell dead silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. And again he taunted God, saying Here I AM GOD. Im STILL WAITING! His count down got down to the last couple of minutes, and a chair scraped on the wood floor as a big man stood up and came towards the Professor. The Marine, just released from active duty and newly registered in the class, walked up to the professor and hit him full force in the face, and sent him head over heels from his lofty platform. The professor was out cold! At first, the students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class fell silent, waiting. Eventually the professor came to, shaken and mad. He looked at the young Marine in the front row. When he had fully regained his senses and could speak...he yelled, What the heck is wrong with you, Soldier? Why did you do that? The soldier stood up to leave, but turned back, looking the professor full in the face, and said...God was busy. So he sent me. And left the room full of people in stunned silence. A student followed him all the way outside and upon rounding the corner, soon realized that the soldier was no where to be seen in any direction. Author unknown. *I found all of these writing of poems, prose and stories in a real old book in SugarHouse Library, in the basement of old books they were going to trash/burn. I got some real old ones for free with good stuff in them. Happy me.
Posted on: Sun, 29 Jun 2014 06:22:11 +0000
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