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Substitute teachers. There was a sub today in my class, and instead of letting the class talk, she let us pick topics to talk about. This of course ended horribly when I decided to pick topics. What are we talking about....uhm.... _____*name*_____. Oh, okay. Trees. Trees? Oh, what about trees? You hit them, and get blocks. Okay, sir, pick a new topic. Have you ever heard about our great and powerful god of chaos, Cthulhu? *momentary pause of disbelief* *gets up and walks around the room, engaging my giggling audience with flashy smiles and icy stares* CTHULHU IS THAT PEN YOU ARE HOLDING. THE WALL IN WHICH YOU GLANCE. HE IS THE ALMIGHTY SQUIDFACE IN THE SKY. THE REASON WE ALL LIVE TODAY!!! *one cheer from my best friend ever in the corner* *teachers neck is about to bulge as she calmly says: That was informational....sit down!* Oh yes.
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 22:06:16 +0000

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