Summary of Romeo and Juliet romeo:im so sad romeo:ill never be happy romeo:a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH romeo:WHO DAT romeo:SHE GOT DA BOOTY romeo:imma dance with her romeo:*dancin wit teh juliet* juliet:dafuq are you romeo:shh *kiss* juliet::oo *party over* romeo:AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADYS HOUSE romeo:LADY romeo:HEY LADY juliet:OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU romeo:yeah its me hey wanna get married juliet:dont you think its too soon romeo:idk juliet:brb romeo:k juliet:HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW romeo:AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS *next day* rome and juli:FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE: friar:idk and ROMEO WERENT YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY romeo:yeh friar:ok fine ur married rome and juli:yaaaay *some time later* tybalt:WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO mercutio:excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that tybalt:shut up mercutio *stab* mercutio:WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die* romeo:hnnn tybalt:.... romeo HNNN tybalt:... romeo:hnnnHIYAAAA *stab* tybalt:oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too* prince:ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting romeo:i sorry prince:no ur banished romeo:HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME romeo:*runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF* friar:no i have plan just go to mantua ok romeo:k *leaves* juliet:FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF friar:NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together juliet:ok juliet:*goes home and drinks potion* nurse:hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD lady capulet:wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people nurse:k juliet:*in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin* romeos servant:AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA romeos servant:JULIETS DEAD romeo:WHAT romeo:WHAaaAaaaT romeo:OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT IM GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING romeo:*buys potion* romeo:*breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people* romeo:oh my god its juliet wow she doesnt even look dead romeo:but im sure she is romeo:*kiss juliet* romeo:*drinks poison* romeo:he ded juliet:*yawning* YAWWWN oh i cant wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ juliet:ITS ROMEO NEXT TO ME juliet:HE DED juliet:*grabs sword and stabs herself* oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasnt enough friar:*comes in cell* friar:uh oh prince:WHAT DIS CAPULET:WHAT DIS LADY CAPULET:WHAT DIS MONTAGUE:WHAT DIS CApULET:*strokes montagues face* brother
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 00:45:11 +0000
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