[ Sundowns Fans dnt take this serious ] Rea$on$ why $undown$ is $igning $o many player$ 1. There are too many ‘coaches’ in the team and Motsepe wants to please all of them. 2. Pitso Mosimane wants to build his own fantasy league team. 3. They want to use the extra players as security guards in case fans attack the coach like they did with Neeskens. 4. They are trying to develop more coaches for the future. The more time the players spend on the bench with Pitso, the more they learn. 5. Sundowns get tax-deductions each time they sign players, because they qualify as a ‘retirement’ village. 6. Motsepe wants to have a Sundowns Charity Cup, so instead of inviting 3 other teams, he’ll only have 4 sets of Sundowns players competing against each other. That way Sundowns is guaranteed to win. 7. Motsepe wants to ensure he has adequate backup in case the mineworkers go on strike again. 8. The players don’t mind because by the time they’ve finished counting the zeros on their salary, the season has already ended. 9. Pitso doesn’t want to park the bus, he wants to park an airplane. 10. Pitso is still mad at SAFA. The aim is to sign ALL players so that when bafana bafana plays, SAFA has no option but to beg him to release the players. 11. There is also what we call a ‘Cup Specialists’ team, there is a team in only tasked to play the league games. 12. Pitso is trying to show that you can head up both the first team and development team. 13. Because Gaxa and Mphela once tried to force their way to Europe, they do not want to be without at least 3 covers. 14. They actually believe that what they are doing is healthy competition, just like a marathon. 15. If the fans do not show up like last season, at least the other players who do not make the squad on match day will fill up the stadium. 16. He wants all his players to fit in an "Airbus 380". Why use a bus when you can travel in that to Rustenburg.
Posted on: Thu, 15 Aug 2013 20:33:56 +0000
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