Super Insults: πππ A letter from a teacher to a parent: Dear Parent, Kumar doesnt smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him. Parents answer: Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him...... πππ ππππππ Mother to Son: Who is Tippu Sultan ? Son : Dont know π Mother : Sometime give attention to study also π Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ? Mother : Dont know Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also ππππππππ A cute excuse: Teacher-Y r u late? Student-Mom & dad were fighting. Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting? Student-one shoe was in moms hand and one in dads.. ππππ πππ»..π·πΎπΎπππππππππππππππ πGirl: wats d price of galaxy grand?? Salesman: Rs.18,000/- Girl: OMG Girl: and iphone?? . . Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG Girl: π¨π π‘ Salesman: ..ππ ------------------------------------------------- Wife : I hate that beggar. Husband : Why ? Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book How to Cook !!! ππππ πππππ Husband came home drunk. To avoid wifes scolding, he took a laptop & started working. Wife: Had Alchocol ? Husband : No No Darling Wife: Idiot .. Thn Y u opened my suitcase and acting like typing ..! ππππ»π πππ
Posted on: Wed, 05 Nov 2014 00:58:34 +0000
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