Surprise! ******FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE****** Tracksuit Sunday Announces New Facebook Landing Page to Fuel Massive Growth Northeast Ohio; Today the purveyors of the wildly popular and massively successful social media platform “Tracksuit Sunday” have... announced the creation of a unique stand-alone Facebook landing page to further the growth and interactivity of their web-based Tracksuit Sunday franchise. In an interview conducted behind the deli counter at Alecsi’s of South Euclid Tracksuit Sunday co-creator Marcus Aloysius Gonzaga Cancilla, Ph.D. stated “We have been monitoring our reach and connection with our audience, and felt this was the most logical step to aid in the growth of our brand.” Dr. Cancilla continued; “We encourage our millions of fans and supporters to begin uploading and sharing their tracksuit leisure activities on Sundays.” Cancilla continued “We have shouldered the burden of the tracksuit movement for the last 8 months, and feel that our fans can now carry the torch forward as this leisure wear movement expands to epidemic proportions.” Cancilla’s partner Daniel Ezekiel Joseph Fiore, Esquire then stated that the tracksuit movement can only go as far as the people will take it. “Our hope is that the new unique landing page will encourage our fans to submit their own photos.” “Dan Fiore and Marc Cancilla are just two men; we can’t carry the burden of the entire leisure movement forever.” Fiore, Esq. then continued “We feel this move is a call to action, no longer will people who desire to have free unrestricted movement in poly/lycra blend tracksuits be forced to stay in their homes!” Fiore, who is clearly passionate about leisure time then punctuated his sentiment with the following statement. “Tracksuit Sunday is FINALLY ABOVE THE LAW!” He then ordered 4 chicken parmesan grinders and a diet Coke, dropped the microphone and left the building. These two social media barons are enigmatic to say the least. The new Tracksuit Sunday landing page can be found at https://facebook/TrackSuitSunday Users are reminded to use the hashtags #TSS or #TrackSuitSunday for all social media platform inneration. PLEASE SHARE! ###
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 22:58:17 +0000
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