T.M. JOKES RELOADED. BABY. I MAY NOT BE GOOD AT ENGLISH BUT I - TopicsExpress



          

T.M. JOKES RELOADED. BABY. I MAY NOT BE GOOD AT ENGLISH BUT I CAN TELL YOU I LOVE U IN ACCOUNTS In the Journal of my heart,I have written a Journal Entry,Debiting my love & crediting my affection, Your beauty is the Capital of our business,And your eyes are Stock In Trade,Now let us enter into a Transaction,Without providing Depreciation. Your first love I have already indicated On the Ledger Folio column,Any way, our relations are based on Double Entry System. Our love is Real & Tangible proposals,Which can be realized,Interest on the same,Can be capitalized. Partner, you are like a Contra Entry,You are on my Debit Side & Credit Side,Both at the same time,And so my partner now ,let us Rectify,All our errors & total the TrialBalance,Of our affairs & emotions,Without maintaining any Suspense Account. And anydifference in the TrialBalance,And In the Balance Sheet of ourlife. Our children will be Assets &Liabilities,If they are boys, shall we callthem SundryDebtors? If they are girls, shall we call them SundryCreditors?But if we have a boy & a girl,Our Balance Sheet will Tally automatically,A balance Sheet And the Auditor will certify thisyours at the y- axis pushing my Ex..to the x-axis...............
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 09:11:47 +0000

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