TBT: That time I had to make a huge prop cock and carved it out of styrofoam with a plastic toy saw before coating/sculpting the whole thing with Bondo (which practically fumigated our whole building). Afraid that the Condo Association was gonna bust through my door any minute in Hazmat Suits to find the source of the toxic, all-pervasive smell, I clambered up the fire escape of the building next door, cock on back with a bungee cord, to let it air out and cure in a safe place. I felt like a stealthy dick ninja. Additionally, the sound of the carving nearly drove my roommate and house cat insane with its high-pitched, relentless squeakiness. Good times!
Posted on: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 13:37:44 +0000
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