TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES Mary: Hello Love! Sarah: Hello babe - how are u today? Mary: Am fine dear, Ive missed u a lot. Sarah: And me too Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon. Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you sweet. *AFTER DROPPING THE CALL* Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again. Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she must be joking. TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN GUYS John: Bastard how far? Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father? John: My Papa dey! Ur fat mama nko? Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house? John: No be madness dey worry you, if i no dey house na for bush i wan dey B4. Francis: Yeye boy, well I dey come charge my phone. John: Abeg come with that ur pretty sis. Francis: Hey you no go focus, wetin com dey bring my sis for this matter make i no see u near her. John: Oboy you no go relax, na you wan marry your sis. Francis: Hahahahahahaha, nothing do you my guy. I dey come. John: Ok! Jossing man No wahala, bring money come make we drink beer. Francis: Idiot like U. Later nah. *AFTER DROPPING THE CALL* John: That Francis can be funny at times but always a great companion anytime. Francis: John is just a reliable friend. LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but they never like themselves. Boys are always mean and rude but they will always have each others back. TRUE OR FALSE????
Posted on: Fri, 21 Nov 2014 08:59:08 +0000
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