TERRIBLE STATUS ALERT Stuck a cotton bud in my ear and pulled it out and no cotton on it just bud. Shit. Went to A&E to be seen by what can only be described as a nurse with munchausens by proxy. Gave me a 20 minute lecture of the dangers of cotton buds which I politely agreed with, then she produced crocodile forceps and when I asked if it will hurt, she said YES with glee. Rammed the forcep into my ear, I screamed and she said no luck, do you want me to try again, me: Absolutely Not, another lecture ensued about Perforating eardrums etc, I said I think youve already done that! Mental Nurse: Thats not a very nice thing to say. Me: No, Bye. AND she asked what I did for a living which has nothing to do with her whatsoever. Absolute arsehole
Posted on: Sun, 04 Jan 2015 18:08:33 +0000