TFSMIF! But wait, its a double holiday! The Gospel of the - TopicsExpress



          

TFSMIF! But wait, its a double holiday! The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster states that: HALLOWEEN is an important Pastafarian holiday because it honors the time when Pirates roamed the earth in freedom. Pirates were His Chosen People, and their dwindling numbers have had a direct effect on the world around us. It can be safely assumed that the recent spate of earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters, as well as the advent of global warming, can all be traced back to the alarming decrease in Pirates worldwide. Pastafarians often dress up as Pirates on Halloween and pass out candy to children. Indeed, it is a little known fact that the original Pirates were well known for passing out candy to children, but that practice grew less common as they became persecuted. During Halloween, Pastafarians are urged to travel their neighborhoods, if not the Seven Seas, in search of wenches and grog. Enjoy your day. RAmen!
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 08:02:09 +0000

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