THANK GOD FOR CELLPHONES TODAY ON MY WAY HOME, I BUMPED INTO THE BACK OF A LADYS CAR. WE BOTH PULLED OVER AND EXCHANGED INFO. ME: ARE YOU OK? LADY: YES BUT MY DAUGHTER IS SAYING HER BACK HURTS. ME: WOW! REALLY! DO WE NEED TO CALL A PARAMEDICS? LADY: LETS SEE HER (SHE HELPS THE LITTLE GIRL OUT THE CAR) ME: HI BABY ARE YOU OK? LG: (SHAKES HER HEAD) ME: WHERE ARE YOU HURTING? LG: (TURNS HER FACE INTO HER MOMS STOMACH) ME: HERE MAAM I WILL GIVE YOU MY INFO AND I WILL REPORT WHAT HAPPEN TO THE DMV AND MY INSURANCE LADY: OKAY SO THAN I START WRITING MY INFO ONA PIECE OF PAPER AND THE LITTLE GIRL IS NOW OVER ON THE SIDE WALKING ACROSSS SOME BOARDS LAYING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD... AFTER WRITING THE INFO DOWN I TAKE OUT MY CELLPHONE AND START TO RECORD THE LITTLE GIRL PLAYING ON THE BOARDS AND PALM TREE LEAVES... (LADY DOESNT KNOW I RECORDED HER DAUGHTER) HMMMMMM LESSON OF THE STORY: IF YOUR GOING TO HAVE YOUR CHILD LIE WITH YOU, DONT LET HER PLAY WHEN YOUR TRYING TO MAKE HER FAKE AN INJURY. ESPECIALLY WITH ME INVOLVED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on: Mon, 29 Sep 2014 23:24:34 +0000
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