THAT THING Yoh guys, Stop being idle, And crack my riddle, Its long, And its black, But its no flashlight, Its hard, And it comes alive, Mostly at night, It penetrates, Deep or hard, Whichever way you like, Its sharp pointed, And it has a tip, Right at the very top, It lies next to the pocket, Attached to the main socket, But its no pencil, It parks, In between the thighs, It has two bodyguards, Both invisible to the naked eye, It spills ink, But its no pen, Its covered in fur, Just like a mink, It can make you ooh, It can make you aah, It comes fast, And you might miss it, If you dare blink, But i swear, Its not what you think, Njeri wants it, Gacheri wants it, Mama Stacey does too, Its usually hidden, But it ocassionally emerges, Just to peep through, It got Baba Boi into trouble, It makes Tracys figures double, It pierces, And it has Sasha Fierce, Singing drunk in love, You can feel it, After a tight warm hug, It cant stroke, Unless you provoke, Some ladies fear it, Others want to be near it, Some ladies diss it, Others are on their knees, Tryin desperately to kiss it, Others rock minis just to tease it, Others light up Koinange just to please it, All men have it, But not all use it appropriately, Some use it on animals, Others use it on their fellows, Others eat it just like cannibals, Its so respectful, It stands tall, Just so the lady can sit, But if she dares fidget, It wont hesitate, To decorate her walls, With some creamy white paint, Not crown paints, Not sadolin though, All i know is, If she takes too much of it, She will be called a hoe, Papoose gave it to Remy, Kanye West gave it to Kim K, Jay Z gave it to Beyoncé, In that romping shop, Spice got it from Vybz Kartel, Obama gave it to Michelle, Dwayne Wade gave it to Gabrielle, Mike Sonko gave it to Rachell, Carmelo Anthony gave it to LaLa, Dj Moh gave it to Size 8 wakilala, Vee beiby got it from an oil tycoon, Njoki Chege, Na Nancy Roxanne, Walikataa za eastlando goons, Maggie got it from Uhuru, Sally got it from Willis Raburu, In my dreams i gave it to Ann Waiguru, And some lightskinned chick anaitwa Julie Gichuru, Although, Sijajua who gave it to Charity Ngilu, Je Millie Odhiambo? Na Raychelle Omamo? Ann Kiguta je? Caroline Mutoko naye? Janet Mbugua alishapewa, Lillian Muli alishaolewa, Betty Kyalo pia, Dennis Okari alishanitangulia, Sa nmebaki na who? Nameless alishachukua Wahu, Mzee Ojwang alipea Mama Kayai, Wakapata Kabuu, Ile Oga iliniibia Habida, Labda maasai-ini, Nkanyemelee Naisula Lesuda, Ningepea Orié Rogo, Ni venye hio stamina jo, Ni ile ya ugali ya muhogo, Huddah Monroe, Vanessa Chettel, They can get it from me, Na je Kawéra? Hell Noooooo!! Na je Awinja? I dont think soo!! Labda Naliaka, She can get it from me. (c) BOY flani KURTANGA All Rights Reserved. 2015.
Posted on: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 17:09:37 +0000
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