THE BEST SHORT LETTERS Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the Ark wasnt leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Sincerely, The Titanic Dear America , You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada Dear Yahoo, Ive never heard anyone say, I dont know, lets Yahoo! It... just saying... Sincerely, Google Dear girls who have been dumped, There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! Theyre mostly dead. Sincerely, BP Oil Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed Dear Scissors, I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either. Sincerely, Sarah Palin Dear iPhone, Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut. Sincerely, Every iPhone User Dear Man, Its cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it? Sincerely, Elephant
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