THE BUS RIDE A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus and took a seat near the front. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the man’s smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. On the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, The woman complained to the driver and asked him to have the man arrested. When the case came up in court, the judge asked the young man what he had to say for himself. The man replied, Well your Honor, when the lady got on the bus, I couldnt help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, The Double Mint Twins are coming and I couldn’t help but grin. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, Logan s Liniment will reduce the swelling, and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, Williams Big Stick Did the Trick, and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident! I just lost it. CASE DISMISSED!!
Posted on: Mon, 29 Dec 2014 02:08:24 +0000
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