THE DAY I WILL NEVER FORGET* 6YRS ago, na adey go write SCIENCE for NOVDEC. as adey lef house no na ma vim dey 10% sekof SCIENCE den MATHEMATICS dierr, we nor dey dey like wanna matter 1 sef. I reach da EXAMS CENTER wey I say make Ibgo check whr ago sit. It was CLASS ROOM. I enter wey I see whr ago sit n)) my vim drop come 7%. adey sit in front of da BLACK BOARD wey my right side too dey face da wall. my back too, BIG SPACE dey separate da desk. which means da only 7% hope was remaining on da person on my LEFT SIDE. initially, it was 10% vim wen leaving home, but my FRONT HOPE tear 1%, my RIGHT SIDE HOPE tear 1%, my BACK SIDE HOPE tear 1%. after seeing it, I went out to think abt how ago write am. few minutes later dem ring bell sey we for come inside. now, dem start dey share da papers, I say make I turn ma head go see da person who dey sit for my LEFT SIDE. Maaaaassa!!!! da desk was EMPTY!! me se empty oo toooom! me d) Nyame! afei na aw)see ate agu me so s3 NTOBRO. ei! 3he na me mmoa firi b3ba?? da INVIGILATOR too, he frown saa like he dey;scare away demons, how ago fit ask am? now dem share da paper finish wey dem say make we start. I open da tin inside wey anor dey see anything! I take my hand wipe my eye top aa, heeeeeeeyyyy!!!! I spoil da matter sef. now everything for da paper top turn like CHINISE writing and d measuring instruments too make like BENTOA den TAPOLI. me nhunuu hwee!! I turn my head aa, I see sey ppl make busy dey write. 5mins gone and I was using my pen to deepen da lines in da answer Booklet. me ntwer33 foko. 10mins later da room make quiet! I turn to see da person on my left aa, he hsnt come! afei na me vim no adane SEE SAW. 3te ba 3% aa, na asan aforo k) 7% at exactly 15mins, sum neatly dressed woman entered. as she dey walk towards my direction n)) I do myself like adey write. She reach my place wey she ask da INVIGILATOR For sum of da question paper. I tot she was gonna make sum corrections so I relaxed. saa na she is da 1 sitting on my LEFT SIDE. jack, I see so n)) wey my vim just climb up like GHANAS INFLATION. booom! to 70% straight up. da woman sat down and smiled at me. her smiles alone added extra 10% to my vim. making 80%. now I saw dat at least my B-3 de3 ago get. da woman opened her answer booklet and under it, she wrote HELP ME GOD as if I was dreaming. I was like: ah, fine woman no, wayi asie anaa?? Answer Booklet mu na wo b3 y3 saa? on seeing dat my vim depreciated. 3h) aa, na 30% ate afri so. which means s3 me keka ba D7 no no. as if dats not enough, she turned as asked me: wen u are done, solve QUESTION 2,5,7, and 8 for me ok dat tin do me like adey dream. I was like, huh??? In my head dierr all I was saying to her was: aboa, aboa, kwasia, kwasia, gyimii!! n)) da vim top tear come 4% flat! afei na anidaso) asa! now tears come dey my eye under wey esan dey funny me. I den felt sum finger touching me. I lift my head aa, ibi her again. She was like: PLEASE,WHAT IS THE CHEMICAL FORMULA FOR....... anor make she complete en question koraa, I say for wona den i start dey pick up my PEN den PENCIL. saa time no na vim no aduru (-88%) me k) koraa. da INVIGILATOR call me saa but anor mind am. wen da results were out, my bro biss me sey ano go check anaa? wetin afor go check?? I knw I pass F reach Q.
Posted on: Thu, 10 Jul 2014 06:27:25 +0000
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