THE DIFFERENCE:.... Between a Paranormal abilitied wife who believes deeply in what she has seen, heard and experienced and HER NON believer SKEPTIC Husband: WIFE Oh I just felt a spirit pass by did you feel that Cold breeze, she brushed by my face and moved my hair ( On a HOT summer day with no air on ) Husband This is an old house its drafty ( MANY PACING Footsteps upstairs).. Wife. Oh the house spirits are active tonight I hear them pacing Husband This is an old house its the floor settling Wife. Oh I just heard talking must be the spirits having a conversation Husband This is an old house with thin walls it must be the neighbors Wife ( bed shaking) Oh the spirits are with us Husband ( gets pulled off bed) oops I must have rolled off Wife.. oh no you were attacked by spirits last night you , you must have made them mad what are those scratches on your back , arm and face Husband oh I must have rolled over the backscratcher a few times last night in my sleep Wife ( hears husband falling down the stairs after being pushed by an angry spirit he has been pissing off ) Husband... Call the ambulance I tripped....Grunts to himself... Dam spirits and YES I LIVE WITH HIM and he is such a Pain in the arse non believer scientific skeptic...and all of the above happens regularly..... :P..wanna trade...lol.....:)
Posted on: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 16:00:07 +0000
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