THE EXPLODING DIAPHRAGM- This is my latest invention. It is a slight variation on an old design, so I wont bother to have it patented. But it works like this. You see, guys, we have a lot of little germ cells, with tales, and we fight like hell to make it up there to worship on the altar of The Sun Goddess Egg, but most of us never make it there, and since I cannot swim worth shit, you can be shit sure that I would get caught up somewhere and just sort of fade away. Anyway, the way I figure it, is since us dudes are definitely no match for our Sisters Brains- if a diaphram- or however you want to spell it. If it had legs and could flip itself upside down, then it could knock out all the little suckers trying to swim their way to freedom- even before getting up to the cervical opening. I really dont think this has much of a market, but you can imagine me trying to demonstrate it on SharkTank. I just might do that. Hope you like my little invention. Like I say, I get easily bored.
Posted on: Sat, 04 Oct 2014 19:31:52 +0000
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