THE FACEBOOK EULOGY Someday, I will choose to rest Some man will walk up the pulpit And heads shall bow in silence. At the spell of my five Bukusu names, Facebook will laugh at his ignorance, I was Beautiful Pretty Queen Angel! He will say I died at ninety, Facebook will frown at his deformation, I was just fifty! He will say I attended Namangofulo primary, Facebook will sneer at his confusion, I attended Braeburn International! He will say I later studied tailoring at Kisuluni, Facebook will laugh at his poor lie, I was a first class graduate in Medicine! He will say till death I was a local tailor, Facebook will frown at his misinformation, I was a world class doctor at the Agakhan! He will say I was married with six heads to feed, Facebook will gape at his persistent will to lie, I was single and contented! He will say I was loved by every soul, Facebook will look on in surprise, I was on three hundred block lists! Then,they will finish off with hymn number thirty, Facebook will protest at their failure to honor my likes, I always listened to Drake and Nickleback! As they will lay me to rest, Facebook will walk away in amusement, Why someone would read the wrong eulogy!
Posted on: Sat, 30 Aug 2014 08:57:05 +0000