THE HUMBLE D0UGHNUT HOLE BY Perter Ferter DOUGHNUTS WERE INVENTED ON 22nd JUNE 1847, THE IDEA OF AN AMERICAN SCHOOLBOY, ‘HANSON GREGORY.’ WHENEVER HANSON GOT TO THE MIDDLE OF HIS MUM’S DOUGH CAKES THEY WERE HARD HE WOULD PICK THE MIDDLE OUT, SO HE GOT HIS MUM TO MAKE THEM WITH A HOLE ALREADY IN THE MIDDLE. EVERY YEAR MILLIONS OF DONUTS ARE EATEN: WHY DO DONUTS HAVE HOLES ? WHATEVER HAPPENS TO ALL OF THOSE DOUGHNUT HOLES ? NO TWO PEOPLE YOU ASK HAS THE SAME ANSWER. “AS A CHILD, I WAS TOLD TO EAT THE WHOLE OF THE DOUGHNUT; OR WAS THAT THE HOLE OF THE DOUGHNUT?” “IN A RECESSION SHOPS, OFFICES AND WAREHOUSES ARE STACKED TO THE CEILING WITH THEM”. “WHEN YOU EAT A DOUGHNUT, THE HOLE BECOMES WIND”. “WHEN ONE EATS A DOUGHNUT, THE HOLE IS FREED TO BECOME MORE THAN JUST A HOLE”. “IF YOU SWALLOW TOO MANY DOUGHNUT HOLES; YOU WILL FEEL AS THOUGH YOU ARE SITTING ON CLOUD NINE”. “THE HOLE IS THE BEST PART OF THE DOUGHNUT TO EAT WHEN ON A DIET”. “THEY ARE MUCH SOUGHT AFTER BY DOUGHNUT SHOPS, FOR RECYCLING INTO NEW DONUTS”. “THAT’S WHAT THE HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER IS MADE OF”. “MY FAVOURITE PART OF THE DOUGHNUT, I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF THEM”. “I THINK I’M SITTING ON ONE RIGHT NOW”. “PARLIAMENTARIANS HAVE HOT DONUTS SERVED IN THE PARLIAMENT RESTAURANT; THAT IS WHERE ALL OF THE HOT AIR ORIGINATES FROM”. “IT KEEPS THE DOUGHNUT IN SHAPE WHILE IT IS COOKING”. “AS A CHILD I WAS TOLD TO CHEW EACH MOUTHFUL TEN TIMES”. “THE HOLE TURNS INTO GUILT; YOU WILL WALK INSTEAD OF TAKING THE CAR”. “THEY ARE EVERYWHERE; JUST LOOK AROUND; WHAT DO YOU SEE; DOUGHNUT HOLES OF COURSE !” “THEY GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR HEAD”. “THEY JOIN ALL OF THE MISSING ONE OF TWO SOCKS OUT OF THE WASHING MACHINE”. “OPEN WIDE ! I THINK IT IS STUCK TO THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH”. “WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY”. “I SAW ONE ON THE PUTTING GREEN OF THE GOLF COURSE ONCE”. “WHAT’S LEFT IN THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG WHEN I GO TO GET MY DOUGHNUT, AFTER THE KIDS HAVE HAD THEIRS”. “THANK GOD FOR HOLES; OTHERWISE WE WOULD ONLY GET 2 DONUTS INSTEAD OF 3 DONUTS FOR TWO DOLLARS”. “WHAT ELSE CAN YOU FEED TO PAC MAN”. “BILL GATES GAVE US SQUARE FLYING DONUTS, WITH FOUR HOLES”. “THE HOLE GIVES THE DOUGHNUT THE RING OF CONFIDENCE”. “THEY ARE FAR BETTER TO JUGGLE THAN BALLS”. “WHAT CAME FIRST? THE DOUGHNUT OR THE HOLE”. “THEY START OUT AS KITCHENER BUNS; BUT THE CENTRE IS DISCARDED AS THEY REQUIRE NO FILLING IN THE MIDDLE.” “THE SWEETEST HOLE IN THE WORLD REQUIRES NO SUGAR”. “THEY ARE USED TO CREATE SUNBEAMS AND MOONBEAMS”. “QUITE USEFUL AS O-RINGS FOR ROCKET BOOSTERS”. “INSPECT A DOUGHNUT HOLE; YOU WILL SEE NOTHING.” “THE VACUUM WHICH CONSISTS IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE IS MADE, IS MOST CERTAINLY DOUGHNUT HOLES.” “THE BAKER GAVE UP COOKING DONUTS, BECAUSE HE WAS SICK OF THE HOLE BUSINESS.”
Posted on: Tue, 25 Jun 2013 13:19:55 +0000
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