THE ITALIAN VIRGINITY TEST : >) by Dr Rolando: Mario is planning to marry... and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin. > > His doctor says... Mario, for years and years...all the Italian men I know use what we call a “Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit...which is made up of a small can of red paint... a small can of blue paint... and a shovel. > > Mario asks... Youre kidding. How the hell will those things help me confirm is shes a virgin or not? > > The doctor replies... Its simple, my boy. Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, go into the bathroom, strip down naked... and paint one of your balls red... and paint the other ball blue. Then... when you come out of the bathroom, still totally naked... if she says... > > Thats the strangest pair of balls Ive ever seen! > > ......you hit her with the shovel!
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 04:26:11 +0000
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