THE JONES PLAN:Since ineffective sanctions have failed to bring Vladimir Putins Russia to its knees, a new plan has been brought forth. The author of The Plan, Mr. Stokely Jones, Jr, calls his new idea simply: Keeping Up With the Joneses. 1) Ban Russian use of coal. 2) Mandate that Russia immediately goes on Obamacare. 3) Ban drilling and pipelines on all Russian public land. 4) Force Russia to comply with EPA and Dodd Frank regulations. 5) Re-define the full-time Russian work week to 30 hours. 6) Raise the Russian minimum wage, eliminate the flat tax. 7) Mandate overtime pay for all Kremlin employees. 8) Demand welfare benefits for unqualified citizens and Illegal immigrants in Russia. According to Mr. Jones, his plan has proven effective and has been working in the U. S. since 2009. KEEP UP WITH THE JONESES!
Posted on: Sun, 04 May 2014 13:10:20 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015