THE LEAK HAS BEEN SPOTTED: Ottawa, Canada Today at 3:00pm the leak that has been plaguing local resident Krissy Whasserface was spotted by two plumbers and her landlord. Through asking the upstairs neighbour to shower while the aforementioned stood below in Ms. Whasserfaces bedroom, the notoriously elusive leak made itself known. Its probably a hairline fracture in the tub, we may have to take out the entire unit said (name redacted), a local plumber. F$#@ responded Ms. Whasserfaces landlord. Ms. Whasserface and the hole in her ceiling have been in a domestic partnership since June 17 of this year. Sources close to the couple describe the relationship as one full of resentment and abuse. Now that the elusive leak has been spotted, it is hoped that it will be remedied and that Ms. Whasserface will be allowed to end the abusive relationship she has been trapped in for nearly 6 months. Im so relieved someone else has seen the leak, said Ms. Whasserface. Though she refused to comment upon the likelihood of an impending break-up with the hole in her ceiling, she did hint that would be glad for some freedom. I just want to be able to move my bed away from the radiator, she said.
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 20:18:27 +0000
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