THE MAKING OF HAMAS AND BOKO HARAMING MALAWI. By Greyson Chapita It’s official… Whatever stuff these PP top guys are smoking must be a grade A powder because its blowing the stuffing out of their heads completely. It has been proven that Joyce Banda and Ken Nsonda have entered some sort of a “Mr Jokes” like contest where they are showing off their below zero depth of reasoning. The two, have shamefully chosen to bunch themselves at some thwarting corner where they are failing to move on with life. They are all over town trying to save face after that May 20 embarrassment. Let us all seat back and enjoy watching this movie of clowns popcorn ndi chi juice m’manja. Gwidyo, gwidyo gwidyo! Funny that these two chief political masquerades still believe that the one dog ooops one cow per family show biz had won them the elections and that DPP stole some figures from them. Now in their hallucinations they are seeing MCP and UDF being touting the blue line.. Please be my partner in laughing, muhahahahaha! Forgive my loud voice. In case you missed the whole episode, let me try to unpack it for you: It all started with JB telling the whole world that her PP had petrol bombs and machetes hidden somewhere in town (they are still having them anyway) These orange militias filled with bitterness and anger had wanted to do a Boko Haram operation on Malawi by slaughtering all of us simply because they had lost the luxury of basking in cashgate glory. Wow! That could have made an award winning action packed movie. That qualifies as the making of our own Nyasawood that even Nollywood or Bollywood couldn’t afford to out stage us on the way. Ken Nsonda has meanwhile confirmed that he was supposed to be man In charge of such an operation. In his own words he says “All was agreed and set; I (on behalf of PP) was to take charge of the move”. Now Mr Loti Dzonzi, what are your boys still doing at area 30? This man here is supposed to be locked without any shilly-shallying. Trust me, nobody will even call it political witch-hunting. What do you call this ladies and gentlemen? This is a “police statement” on its own. I don’t want to dwell much on all the empty accusations and finger pointing that this man Ken has made against MCP and UDF because they are nothing but trash. All am doing here is calling upon the authorities to investigate and arrest these two and the whole team. We can’t even fail to speculate that the torching of the markets and MEC warehouse is a result of the rockets that our own version of Hamas is firing. Hehehehehe!
Posted on: Sat, 16 Aug 2014 10:40:54 +0000
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