THE MATING TECHNIQUE A cow herder goes to a vet looking for advice because he cant get his bull to mate and breed. Man: Well doc, Ive been trying all spring and summer and I havent had any success. Vet: Try this when you get home. Go up to the cow and stick your thumb in her you-know-what. Then rub it all over the bulls nose. The man goes home, heads over to his cow and does exactly what the vet says. Sure enough, within seconds, the bull gets excited, heads over to the cows and starts doing its thing. Later that night, the man is in his bed next to his sleeping wife and thinks to himself that if it worked for the cows, it would work for him. Without waking her, he carefully sticks his thumb in her you-know-what, then rubs it all over his nose. Sure enough, within seconds he was feeling bullish. He turns on the bedside lamp and wakes his wife up. Man: Honey! Look at this. This is amazing. Wife: What? You woke me up to show me your bloody nose?
Posted on: Wed, 08 Oct 2014 09:57:13 +0000