THE MUCH NEEDED KICK.............! Dearest Muki, What some of the world leaders need is a well-placed kick in the ass – and my donkey is perfectly capable of delivering it, provided you line them up in a row so they present arms – I mean asses - to him, one by one! Now are you willing to do that? Saving the world from their injustices is a noble objective but getting past the security that protects them is an almost impossible task. You might have to con them into believing that a kick in the butt from my donkey automatically extends their tenure for another term. How you do that is anybody’s guess. In the case of a few, I think I can help. Convincing Nawaz Sharif may not be that hard. He wants to hang on to his Premiership – any which way he can. All he has to be told is that this donkey represents IMF and since he has taken such a huge loan from them, his butt is on the line unless he agrees to all their terms! Rest assured he will and the kick can then be delivered! You don’t have to worry about Obama either! So many donkeys have already kicked his butt that one more won’t hurt him. But to lure him in line, I’ll have to tell him my donkey wants to eulogize his ancestral linkages with Africa and Islam and that he is, in fact, an emissary of Israel. That should get us into the White House and the rest can be managed easily. Cameron would have to be lured to Syria so that he can see first hand just who is using chemical warfare there, and my donkey can then deliver the much needed kick! Saving the world is not an easy proposition. If these guys fall in the traps set for them, the rest of the world leaders would instantly line up and our job would be done! Thereafter, we will make it mandatory for the new breed of up and coming leaders to get my donkey’s blessing before aspiring for any high office. That should do it! Now you might ask, what exactly is amiss with the world for me to propose such a high-risk solution. For one, global warming, for another exploitation of resources belonging to the poor under false pretenses; for a third, dehumanization at an alarming pace; for a fourth, placing no value on human life; for a fifth, creating religious differences so that a state of terror flourishes. The list is endless – and if the solution lies in one good hard kick on their backsides, then all leaders should be prepared to take it. In my book, it is a small price to pay for our salvation! Naturally, for proposing an outrageously simple solution I stand to be nominated for the Nobel Prize and will willingly accept the 1000 wives from the offspring of the misguided and a royal residency next to each capitol of the world! Let me know if you are with me! At this point, do you think I should also discuss the pros and cons of this undertaking with Razzaki? Perhaps he can shed some light in between our fiercely contested tennis sets. He too owns a donkey, and should ours refuse the challenge, then we might have to borrow his to do the job! Loads of love Dadski the true democrat! RAJA CHANGEZ SULTAN A NOBEL PRIZE AND A 1000 WIVES
Posted on: Mon, 09 Sep 2013 08:02:31 +0000
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