THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL: Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today? Friend: No. Boy: Oh. Friend: She wasn’t here yesterday, either. Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night. Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes. Boy: Yeah, but not her. Friend: I don’t know what else to say, man. Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to english. I’ll see ya after school. Friend: Yeah I gotta get to science. Later. THAT NIGHT: -ring- -ring- -ring- Girl: Hello? Boy: Hey. Girl: Oh, hi. Boy: Why weren’t you at school today? Girl: Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor. Boy: Are you sick? Girl: ……..um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line. Boy: I’ll wait. Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later. Boy: Alright…………I love you. >very long pause< Girl: (with a tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up. Boy: What!? Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now. Boy: Why?? Girl: I love you. THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL: Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today? Friend: No. Boy: Oh. Friend: She wasn’t here yesterday, either. Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night. Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes. Boy: Yeah, but not her. Friend: I don’t know what else to say, man. Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to english. I’ll see ya after school. Friend: Yeah I gotta get to science. Later. THAT NIGHT: -ring- -ring- -ring- Girl: Hello? Boy: Hey. Girl: Oh, hi. Boy: Why weren’t you at school today? Girl: Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor. Boy: Are you sick? Girl: ……..um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line. Boy: I’ll wait. Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later. Boy: Alright…………I love you. >very long pause< Girl: (with a tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up. Boy: What!? Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now. Boy: Why?? Girl: I love you.
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